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born in the winter of 1875 and into retched poverty at the heart land of london's rising gangster underworld, david faced the ultimate decision. was he to carry on as a bad-ass ghetto playa at the age of just 6 years, or to change his ways quickly? he chose the latter and rose through the ranks of the british army to become third in command of the great army's the british empire and successfully kicked the vast hordes of the savage germany out of europe with no help other than a tin opener and a desert spoon.
after he was dishonourably discharge for threatening remarks on the ideal of marxism he enjoyed a long and fruitful career as a rock star with his band "hella-bang" and released 12 platinum selling albums including the wildly successful "bang my ass you rudeboy playa!!".. after this he retired from the rock world and can be seen now collecting the putters at a mini Golf in surrey or serving behind the bar at the adult themed pub "le sex"

in his spare time he enjoys: shows, pubs, drinkin', chilling with his cru; the "tough wood and tits" aka TWAT, dancing, getting his groove thang on, high fives, hugs, buying himself some new threads, "dem girls", clubbing, kisses, posing for cameras and using his camera, pretending that he's black and listening to bad-ass gangsta rap

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